If you say that you hate the 90’s classic sitcom “Full House” I will take a personal offense to it.
An Oakland Woman is suing the makers of Drive because it wasn’t enough like The Fast and the Furious. Here is Babygoose’s response:
Ah yes, Australia, the real-life Savage Land. If there is one thing that matches it’s untamed beauty, it’s primal majesty, it is the sheer number creatures that are native inhabitants that are capable of killing a fully grown human with minimum effort. Australia is proof that yes Virginia, God does exist, and he does not want people to live on this mother-fucking island.
So anyway, a dear work friend has been chosen to be a human sacrifice help with a pilot program that will require her to live in the Land Down Under for about a year. To help prepare her for this suicide mission great job opportunity, I will be writing a series of blogs that spotlight some the animals she may deal with.
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